Dear Senator McCain,
Thank you for your kind phone call yesterday afternoon urging me to vote in the primaries next week. The subtext, I'm sure, was that I should vote for a Republican, preferably you, and not any of the evil Democrats who do not believe in family values, baseball, and apple pie.
When I hung up as soon as you said your name, I wasn't being rude, I was simply trying to save your valuable time, so that you could call another all-Dem household in Virginia and try to sway them over to the Dark Side. Good luck with that. Those of us on the side of All That Is Good tend to scorn you and your kind mightily. Even my children dislike the members of your coven.
Although I will say that, if God forbid we do have another four years of Republican mis-rule, you would be a hell of a lot less scary than some of your other opponents.
So good luck with your campaigning. I hope you lose.