Happy Birthday to Crazy Aunt Laura!!!!
CAL, do you realize how many different ways one can say your new age? Check it out:
In Roman numerals: L
In pig latin: iftyfay
In German: funfzig
In Lincoln: two score and ten years
Without numbers: a half century
If one were slightly obnoxious: Oh no! Laura is the big five-oh!
If one were a really obnoxious niece: Oh dear gawd, Laura is over the hill.
Not that I would ever say something like that to you. Or about you. Because you are most definitely not over the hill. You are, however, a very groovy, very young aunt, whom I love a great deal. I hope your day is special. Something tells me it will be.