WE HAVE YOUR SON'S TIGGER:
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.
TIGGER IS SAFE AND UNHARMED. (AND NOW CLEAN. HE SMELLED LIKE BABY DROOL. BLECH.)
PAYMENT: BRING THE BOY TO OUR HOUSE BY NOON ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, TIGGER GETS IT.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Ransom note
A message to my brother and sister-in-law:
WE HAVE YOUR SON'S TIGGER:
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.
TIGGER IS SAFE AND UNHARMED. (AND NOW CLEAN. HE SMELLED LIKE BABY DROOL. BLECH.)
PAYMENT: BRING THE BOY TO OUR HOUSE BY NOON ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, TIGGER GETS IT.
WE HAVE YOUR SON'S TIGGER:
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.
TIGGER IS SAFE AND UNHARMED. (AND NOW CLEAN. HE SMELLED LIKE BABY DROOL. BLECH.)
PAYMENT: BRING THE BOY TO OUR HOUSE BY NOON ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, TIGGER GETS IT.
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13 comments:
*snort*
:-)
LOL
Love it!!
I have used similar methods to get my hands on my godsons.
DEAR LORD I HOPE THEY COMPLY WITH YOUR EVIL DEMANDS.
I LOVE it - that's one way to get them to visit! Tee hee ! At least it wasn't a woobie he couldn't sleep without . . .you're saving that one for later, aren't you?
Thanks for my morning laugh. You are so twisted in all the right ways.
Omg that was awesome!
Lela
www.whomadethismess.com
Is that a blindfold on Tigger? Ha! All that's missing is a newspaper with today's date!
I hope they meet your demands!
Kidnapping & Ransom - A game the whole family can play!
Gah! I was just about to post you a very witty comment when Bad unplugged my computer! If your brother won't comply with your demands, please feel free to borrow Bad.
Please...somebody....borrow my son....I promise, he's really cute and sweet....please?
Love the blindfold!!
What Mrs. G said! So twisted in all the right ways ; )
You crack me up!
You are one ruthless negotiator!
this is TOO funny!! :D
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