Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Ransom note

A message to my brother and sister-in-law:

WE HAVE YOUR SON'S TIGGER:


DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.

TIGGER IS SAFE AND UNHARMED. (AND NOW CLEAN. HE SMELLED LIKE BABY DROOL. BLECH.)

PAYMENT: BRING THE BOY TO OUR HOUSE BY NOON ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, TIGGER GETS IT.

13 comments:

Jennifer said...

*snort*

:-)

Josie said...

LOL
Love it!!
I have used similar methods to get my hands on my godsons.

blackbird said...

DEAR LORD I HOPE THEY COMPLY WITH YOUR EVIL DEMANDS.

Mommi Tutu said...

I LOVE it - that's one way to get them to visit! Tee hee ! At least it wasn't a woobie he couldn't sleep without . . .you're saving that one for later, aren't you?

Mrs. G. said...

Thanks for my morning laugh. You are so twisted in all the right ways.

Lela said...

Omg that was awesome!

Lela
www.whomadethismess.com

erin said...

Is that a blindfold on Tigger? Ha! All that's missing is a newspaper with today's date!

I hope they meet your demands!

Kristin said...

Kidnapping & Ransom - A game the whole family can play!

Badness Jones said...

Gah! I was just about to post you a very witty comment when Bad unplugged my computer! If your brother won't comply with your demands, please feel free to borrow Bad.

Please...somebody....borrow my son....I promise, he's really cute and sweet....please?

Bunny Bunster said...

Love the blindfold!!

countrymouse said...

What Mrs. G said! So twisted in all the right ways ; )

Lisa@Take90West said...

You crack me up!

You are one ruthless negotiator!

kalurah said...

this is TOO funny!! :D