Monday, December 10, 2007

I love StatCounter

If the Cannuck who googled "fart stop underwear" yesterday and somehow ended up at this blog is reading this, please email me and explain to me why, oh why, were you googling that particular phrase? My mind just isn't at ease over that one.

As for the person who stopped by here after googling "grandma ass" on Google.com.eg (language, anyone?), you are a disgusting perv and I'll thank you to keep my mother out of your freakish fantasies.

And to the person who googled "hairy arms" and ended up here, I'm sorry I had no helpful waxing advice to share. Sorry dude.

14 comments:

Family Adventure said...

LOL! I love it too...I've been thinking about posting mine. Funny what people will google :)
Heidi

Melissa said...

Wow. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Glad you survived, nay, CONQUERED your weekend concert obligations!

hello darling (formerly hello sunshine!) said...

I'm sure this is a really retarded question, but which link do you hit to see the Google searches for you? I promise I'm normally way more web-savvy than this, I just keep forgetting :(

http://whomadethismess.com/ said...

Lol! That is great! I have no idea how to see what people google to get to my blog, but I'm pretty scared to find out too!

Mrs. G. said...

I'm thinking these are not people you necessarily wanting to be corresponding with.

Out of curiousity, how do you know that they ended up at your blog. Where do you find this type of information?

Peggy Sez.. said...

Grandma ass..I can see..almost.. but "fart stop underwear"? Next thing you know these guys will be calling the Butterball folks..ACCK!

Lori Anderson Designs said...

Oh that's funny! I get a lot of NSF hits because unfortunately my name is apparently the same as a porn star.

You can imagine how pleased I am.

That Chick Over There said...

BAHAHAHAHA!

Grace Ellen said...

Aaaaah! I was going to write this post. Sigh.

Flutterby said...

Actually.... there is such an underwear, but I don't remember what it's called. It has a legitimate medical use, lol. Has an activated charcoal filled liner to trap... ummm.. the noxiousness. Someone mentioned it on a forum I read a long time ago. We got a lot of humor-mileage out of it, lol.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

I have had some google things that are so wrong I wonder how it connected with my blog site.

I need to tone things down maybe.

MizMell said...

I hear you... sometimes those google keyword just crack me up...

Josie said...

It wasn't me honest (says the Cannuck....)

Bunny Bunster said...

Where can I find me some of those "fart stop underwear"? I have a now 14 (gasp!!) y.o. son at home that is a virtual fart machine. I swear.
Of course HE thinks it's funny...
(OK, I do laugh on the inside, cause I'm not right)