If the Cannuck who googled "fart stop underwear" yesterday and somehow ended up at this blog is reading this, please email me and explain to me why, oh why, were you googling that particular phrase? My mind just isn't at ease over that one.
As for the person who stopped by here after googling "grandma ass" on Google.com.eg (language, anyone?), you are a disgusting perv and I'll thank you to keep my mother out of your freakish fantasies.
And to the person who googled "hairy arms" and ended up here, I'm sorry I had no helpful waxing advice to share. Sorry dude.