Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The best kind of greetings...

A couple weeks ago, I wrote about the kind of Christmas letter I really want someone to write and send this year.

Now I have something equally fun for you: A message that we really and truly did receive from friends of ours, who are normally fairly presentable people with impeccable reputations.


White Trash Wishes & Budwiser Kisses or whatever else tickles yer fancy!
Luv,
Vegaline, Homer, Sassy, Lulu and PP

PS. Through the years we've taken special pictures at Christmas time. Some of you are familiar with them, some not so familiar.

Vegaline Wyngina Shifflett is my alter ego, and she is true white trash. She's been in and out of jail, mostly for stealing Schlitz from the beer cave at the Sheetz in Ruckersville. During one of her many stints at the WTCF (white trash correctional facility) Vegaline met the luv of her life, Homer Hossapple. He hails from the hogwaller, and does a great Elvis impression, if he's had enough to drink. Sassy is our oldest, and she's our little super star, sangin' and a dancin'. Little Lulu is in the junior division of the WWF, and is known as "The Krusha". Our newest addition PP doesn't talk yet, but she likes to pick her nose a lot.
That's the Reader's Digest condensed version. Hope you enjoy the picture....

(To get the full effect, click on the photo to view larger.)

Thanks to C, C, H, AG, and P for letting me post this!

9 comments:

MizMell said...

What a "spirited" card...

John said...

The only normal people are people you don't know very well.

:)

Badness Jones said...

OH my God! That's hilarious! You've got great friends....

Mommi Tutu said...

I LOVE IT! As always, you're hilarious, Jen. Thanks for the laugh today!

Peggy Sez.. said...

OH MY GARSH!..I knows them folks! No,not really (wish I did) Great letter and pic!

Josie said...

Love it:)

Bunny Bunster said...

THAT was great!!

Sue said...

Ha - love it!

hello darling (formerly hello sunshine!) said...

OMG. I skimmed the letter and thought that was you and your fam. Which, the picture is super funny on its own, but imagining that as you and Hubby and G&E=HILARITY.