Memo to Self:
Self, when you are cutting your younger daughter's hair, remember that she does not sit still. Ever. Even when she thinks she's being still, she's not.
Self, when you are cutting your wiggly daughter's hair, be conservative with those cuts.
Self, just because the wiggly younger daughter said she wants her hair to be "really really short" does not mean that you should listen or even pay attention.
Self, you were smart to ignore the girl when she asked that you cut her hair "in zigzags." That may have been the only smart thing you did during this entire incident.
Self, next time cut the girl's hair BEFORE her shower, not after.
Self, you really lucked out on this one. Somehow, you managed to do the deed and get everything even and looking pretty darn good. It helps that the child in question has very thick, slightly wavy hair with lots of body. Next time, just take the girl to a salon and let them do the job.
Look who's rocking the "Posh Spice -- Summer '07" look:
After the haircut was finished, Elegant looked in the mirror and said, "It's not short enough, but I still like it."