The girls were talking about spiders, specifically black widows. Elegant referenced some fact she knew and then said that she learned it from a classmate who was a "bug genius."
Pete and I joined the conversation.
One of the girls said, "What if we were black widows?"
Pete, looking at me, said, "Well if that were the case, I'd have been long gone."
Me, "Yep, probably as soon as you started snoring."