Easter is in two days, which means that the Easter Bunny is expected to make an appearance in Jenworld tomorrow night. Usually, the Easter Bunny does all shopping well in advance and doesn't leave important things, such as jelly beans, to be purchased only 30 hours before they're needed for filling plastic eggs.
So the Easter Bunny got into her little car and drove up the road to Target for jelly beans, chocolate, and some other treats. While there, the Easter Bunny decided she'd also stock up on other household essentials, such as paper towels, tissues, deodorant (bunnies stink too, you know), etc., etc., etc.
In other words, by the time the Easter Bunny got to the register to pay, her shopping cart was quite full.
It should be noted that the Easter Bunny moonlights as the administrator of a collegiate group and that she is in the throes of planning an alumni reunion for next weekend. Needless to say, the Easter Bunny was quite distracted throughout her shopping excursion, as well as the one that followed at Whole Foods.
Distracted Easter Bunny + lots of bags of newly-purchased items + Friday traffic = one missing bag when the Easter Bunny gets home
Guess which bag it was, the one bag the Easter Bunny is missing? The one that was the raison d'etre for the entire journey to Target in the first place? The one that was left behind at Target? Yep, it's a bag with jelly beans, chocolate eggs, and other assorted treats.
So, it's safe to say that the Easter Bunny is a dumb ass. Luckily, the Easter Bunny's husband has taken pity on her and said he'd schlep up to Target tomorrow to retrieve the missing goods.