So I'd really like to know what the fuck kind of tools and equipment the Floor Fairies were using and what EXACTLY they were doing while I was gone. Because, seriously? There's dust EVERYWHERE. No exaggeration. The floors are down there, yet there's dust above my head. Yes, I know I'm only 5' 3", but I'm wearing my black Danskos, which puts me at 5' 5" easily and I'm telling you there's dust at my eye level and above. I just finished cleaning the girls' bathroom and was wiping sawdust almost from the ceiling down. Now I have two other bathrooms to clean, finish the kitchen (yes, I've been wiping dust from the top of the fridge and the upper cabinets), plus I just realized that all the rugs have sawdust on them, which means I'll be wiping down walls, moldings, and picture frames. It's a good thing I just love my new floors.