Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Insults

Some of the insults hurled recently by the children of this household:

"You're selfish!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're spoiled!"

[That's pretty much the elementary equivalent of "yo' mama"...]

"Interrupter! You're an interrupter. Stop interrupting me!"

[Then the big guns come out...]

"Well, you're a liar!"

[Stunned silence while this registers...]

"Mommmmyyyyyy! She called me a liar!"

Can you imagine the insults when they discover actual curse words?

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