Apparently, pet rocks have feelings just like people.
Apparently, pet rocks do not like to be removed from the kitchen table and dumped nearby (some of them upside down).
Apparently, this is cruel and will cause Graceful, who has strep throat and a fever, to get upset.
Apparently, life sucks for Elegant because she's not sick and therefore does not get to stay home from school -- Even though Pete gave her a piggyback ride to breakfast this morning, chocolate milk to drink, AND whipped cream and sprinkles on her pancakes.
Apparently, this is going to be a long week.